Previously unscene shots from tour
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Cows made up 75% of spectator species
From the Myriad of different species which cam to watch the touring side, Cows had the majority. One cow expert, Prof. Bertie Bousse from the University of Portsmouth, suggests thats they were attracted to the extraordinary high level of testosterone produced by messrs Sharpe and Jarret. Another explanantion offered by local farmers was that they were being attracted toward the ducks (which constituted of 12.35% of the spectator) after rumours suggested that Daffy the Duck was present. The rumours were, however unfounded, and the highest profile duck on tour was Ian Sharp.
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Left: Ian Sharp (left) and old mother Miles (right) |
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Sexpest
He may have slipped the nets at the police academy, but this man is well known for his debaucherous activity at Dormansland and females of any size, shape or age are warned. |
OXI ACTION VANISH
The very first Dormansland Tour Dick of the Day, Oxi Action Vanish Wilson is Sporting the Dick of the Day T-Shirt. The T-shirt helped us to celebrate the most sensless fool of each day, and is named after the great Dick Hills. |
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The Royal George Hotel
Few have entered, many have left
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Sexpest Takes Tuesday
Sexpest pips some close competition, by getting lost in a car park and for saying that there was bound to be a Maccy D's near the Hotel, despite the fact it is the smallest village in the middle of knowhere with only a hotel, and also for being Miles. |
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Gorgeous George
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The Big Guns
"Guns" of various size were on display throughtout the week, not least were Miles' sinewy howitzers (left(left)) and least were Athers paltry water pistols (left(right)). Click on the link in the navigation bar to see some more |
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The final scoreboard at Frocester |
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